Step into the mind of Patrick Bateman, where charm meets chaos in the most chilling ways.
American Psycho has captivated fans with its sharp dialogue, disturbing wit, and unsettling satire of consumerism and identity.
If you’re here to laugh at the madness or quote the most iconic scenes, this collection captures the best lines from the movie, book, and beyond.
From Bateman’s business card obsession to his love for Huey Lewis, each quote is dripping with dark charisma.
Let’s dive into these unforgettable moments—twisted, funny, or oddly romantic—delivered with a razor-sharp edge.
Let’s dive in!
😂 American Psycho Quotes Funny
- 😂 I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?
- 😂 Is that Donald Trump’s car?
- 😂 I’m on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace.
- 😂 You’re a f*ing ugly b**. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
- 😂 I need to return some videotapes.
- 😂 That’s a very nice suit. Don’t tell me… don’t tell me… Valentino Couture?
- 😂 I’m into, oh, murders and executions mostly.
- 😂 This is not an exit.
- 😂 Sabrina, don’t just stare at it—eat it.
- 😂 You like Huey Lewis and the News?
- 😂 I have to go return some videotapes.
- 😂 You’re sweating like a pig, Paul.
- 😂 You’re not terribly important to me.
- 😂 I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s card to mine.
- 😂 I’m just a happy camper, rockin’ and a-rollin’.
⭐ Best American Psycho Quotes
- ⭐ I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor.
- ⭐ I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
- ⭐ There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction.
- ⭐ I simply am not there.
- ⭐ You can always be thinner, look better.
- ⭐ This confession has meant nothing.
- ⭐ I have all the characteristics of a human being—flesh, blood, skin, hair—but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion.
- ⭐ I just want to fit in.
- ⭐ Not if you want to keep your spleen.
- ⭐ Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you f***ing stupid bastard.
- ⭐ Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
- ⭐ I don’t want to get you drunk, but, ah, that’s a very fine Chardonnay you’re not drinking.
- ⭐ It’s hard to make out the expression on his face, but I’m pretty sure he’s in pain.
- ⭐ Feed me a stray cat.
- ⭐ You’re my lawyer, so I think you should know: I’ve killed a lot of people.
📣 Famous American Psycho Quotes
- 📣 I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face.
- 📣 Do you like Phil Collins?
- 📣 I want to stab you to death and play with your blood.
- 📣 It’s hip to be square.
- 📣 Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
- 📣 You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death.
- 📣 Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
- 📣 I think I need a shower.
- 📣 My pain is constant and sharp.
- 📣 You’re not terribly important to me.
- 📣 I’m just a happy camper.
- 📣 I have to return some videotapes.
- 📣 I’m into murders and executions mostly.
- 📣 This is not an exit.
- 📣 I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale.
💳 American Psycho Quotes Business Card
- 💳 Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
- 💳 The tasteful thickness of it… oh my God, it even has a watermark.
- 💳 Is that a gram? New card.
- 💳 Raised lettering. Pale nimbus.
- 💳 That’s bone.
- 💳 It’s very cool, Bateman, but that’s nothing. Look at this.
- 💳 Jesus. That is really nice.
- 💳 Bryce’s card? Impressive.
- 💳 Van Patten’s card has a watermark.
- 💳 I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s card to mine.
- 💳 Let’s see Paul Allen’s card.
- 💳 The lettering is something called Silian Rail.
- 💳 Eggshell with Romalian type.
- 💳 It even has a watermark.
- 💳 Look at that subtle coloring.
📚 American Psycho Quotes Book
- 📚 Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
- 📚 This is not an exit.
- 📚 There are no more barriers to cross.
- 📚 My nightly bloodlust has overflowed into my days.
- 📚 I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
- 📚 I want to fit in.
- 📚 I like to dissect girls.
- 📚 My pain is constant and sharp.
- 📚 I am simply not there.
- 📚 I’m into, oh, murders and executions mostly.
- 📚 I can feel it coming. The tidal wave of rage.
- 📚 My mask of sanity is slipping.
- 📚 There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.
- 📚 I can’t stop fantasizing.
- 📚 It’s as though I’m not there at all.
🎬 American Psycho Quotes IMDb
- 🎬 I’m into murders and executions mostly.
- 🎬 You like Huey Lewis and the News?
- 🎬 I have to return some videotapes.
- 🎬 I’m trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape.
- 🎬 I just want to fit in.
- 🎬 I killed Paul Allen.
- 🎬 You’re not terribly important to me.
- 🎬 I think I need a shower.
- 🎬 I want to stab you to death.
- 🎬 There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.
- 🎬 Feed me a stray cat.
- 🎬 My pain is constant and sharp.
- 🎬 I’m into, oh, murders and executions.
- 🎬 This confession has meant nothing.
- 🎬 I’m on the verge of tears by the time we arrive.
🧔 Christian Bale American Psycho Quotes
- 🧔 I have to return some videotapes.
- 🧔 Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
- 🧔 I killed Paul Allen.
- 🧔 You’re not terribly important to me.
- 🧔 I just want to fit in.
- 🧔 I’m on the verge of tears.
- 🧔 I like to dissect girls.
- 🧔 My mask of sanity is about to slip.
- 🧔 I simply am not there.
- 🧔 I think my mask is slipping.
- 🧔 Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now.
- 🧔 That’s bone, and the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
- 🧔 I need to engage in homicidal behavior.
- 🧔 I want to stab you to death.
- 🧔 This confession has meant nothing.
🎵 American Psycho Quotes Huey
- 🎵 Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
- 🎵 Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste.
- 🎵 But when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own.
- 🎵 The whole album has a clear, crisp sound.
- 🎵 And a new sheen of consummate professionalism.
- 🎵 It’s been compared to Elvis Costello.
- 🎵 But I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
- 🎵 Hip to be square? That’s their undisputed masterpiece.
- 🎵 A song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics.
- 🎵 But they should.
- 🎵 Because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity.
- 🎵 It’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
- 🎵 Hey Paul!
- 🎵 I like Huey Lewis.
- 🎵 You’re sweating like a pig, Paul.
🔚 Conclusion
American Psycho is more than just blood and business cards—it’s a cultural icon drenched in satire, style, and unsettling truths.
If you love the absurd humor or the chilling reflections on identity, these quotes keep Bateman alive in the darkest corners of pop culture. Let them haunt, amuse, and fascinate you.
