Funny Love Quotes always make me smile, and I bet they’ll make you laugh too. ❤️😂
You know how love can be sweet, silly, and sometimes a little crazy? That’s exactly what these quotes are about!
If you’re someone who enjoys romance with a touch of humor, these quotes are made just for you.
So, let’s laugh together and celebrate the funny side of love! 💕
Flirty Memes Laugh Cute Funny Love Quotes for Him
- 😘 You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—stuck with me forever
- 😍 I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up
- 😂 If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard
- 😜 You’re so hot, my ice cream melted just thinking about you
- 😏 I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together…in matching pajamas
- 🤪 Love you more than pizza. And that’s saying A LOT
- 🤭 Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te
- 💋 You make my heart do cartwheels… badly. I need a doctor
- 😎 You + Me = Netflix, snacks, and zero productivity
- 😅 I fell for you… and tripped over my own feet too
- 🤤 If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right… or logical
- 😇 You’re like my phone—I can’t stop checking you out
- 🤓 I must be a magnet, because I’m super attracted to you
- 🥴 You’re the reason my phone battery drains—I keep staring at your texts
- 🥰 I love you with all my belly. I’d say heart, but my belly is bigger
Funny Love Quotes for Him
- 😂 My love for you is like a fart—loud, unexpected, and a little embarrassing
- 🐶 If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber
- 😜 You’re the only guy who makes me laugh… and question my sanity
- 😍 I love you more than WiFi—and that’s deep
- 🥸 If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one
- 🤡 Thanks for being my unpaid therapist with boyfriend benefits
- 🙈 You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop
- 🐒 You’re the peanut butter to my clumsy jelly
- 😅 I didn’t choose the hug life, the hug life chose me—with you
- 🧠 You drive me crazy, but I’ve got the seatbelt on
- 🫠 You’re like a software update—I didn’t ask for you, but now I need you
- 😆 You’re like a cloud… fluffy, confusing, and always in my head
- 🤯 You must be tired—you’ve been running through my dumb jokes all day
- 😬 If kisses were cash, I’d be a millionaire
- 🐵 You had me at “let’s order food”
Funny Love Quotes to Make Him Laugh
- 😆 I love you even when you snore like a chainsaw
- 🤓 I’m not saying you’re clumsy, but loving you is a full-contact sport
- 🤡 If love was a crime, you’d be doing life with me
- 😜 I tolerate you better than most humans—impressive, right?
- 😍 You’re like a sunburn—I didn’t see you coming but now I’m red all over
- 🧀 You’re as cheesy as my pizza, and that’s why I adore you
- 🧻 You complete me like toilet paper completes a bathroom
- 🤪 I love you more than naps and less than snacks… but close
- 🐼 You’re my favorite person to annoy forever
- 💩 Our love is like a bad pun—so wrong, but it works
- 😹 You make my heart race—and my brain question my choices
- 🫣 You smell like trouble… and I’m into it
- 🥱 Loving you is like binge-watching—hours pass and I feel nothing but joy
- 💬 Your voice is my favorite sound, next to “food’s here”
- 🧲 If you were a magnet, I’d be your fridge
Funny Love Quotes for Her
- 😜 If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you… I’d be broke. I can’t count that high
- 🧁 You’re the frosting to my crazy cake
- 😍 You stole my heart, but I’ll let it slide this time
- 🫶 I like you more than coffee. And I like coffee a lot
- 🧸 You make me happier than a cat in a sunbeam
- 🧠 You may drive me nuts, but I love that you know the directions
- 🍟 You’re my favorite side dish
- 🤓 You’re the WiFi to my router—can’t connect without you
- 😎 Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type
- 🤯 You’re not my phone, but I can’t stop touching you
- 😂 You put the “aww” in awkward
- 💅 You’re like glitter—impossible to ignore and stuck in my soul
- 🤩 If beauty was time, you’d be eternity
- 🧃 You quench my thirst—for weird and wonderful
- 🐝 You bee-long with me (yes, I said it)
Short Funny Love Quotes
- 😂 Love you more than tacos. And tacos are sacred
- 😅 You had me at “Did you eat?”
- 🥸 You’re my favorite person to do nothing with
- 😜 Falling in love is hard—especially when you’re this clumsy
- 😍 You make my heart go “beep beep”
- 🧀 I’m nacho average lover
- 🐸 I’m stuck on you like WiFi on a good day
- 🧻 Our love is soft, strong, and reliable—like triple-ply
- 😆 You complete me like socks complete sandals—terribly but totally
- 🧊 You give me chills, and not just from the air conditioning
- 🧃 You juice up my boring life
- 😎 I like you more than my phone on 100%
- 🤯 My heart races faster than a YouTube ad skip timer when I see you
- 😬 Love you like a squirrel loves chaos
- 🤠 You’re the yee to my haw
Make Him Laugh Laugh Funny Love Quotes
- 🤣 I love you like dogs love chasing their own tails—pointlessly but passionately
- 🧠 You must be Google, because you have everything I’m searching for… and pop-ups
- 🫠 My love for you is like a stomachache—sudden and hard to explain
- 🐒 You’re the monkey in my brain—chaotic but lovable
- 😅 You make my cheeks hurt… from smiling, not just blushing
- 🤡 You make love feel like a funny TikTok—short, silly, and addictive
- 🧀 You’re the cheese to my awkward sandwich
- 🥴 I love you like my bed loves me—way too much
- 🥳 I want to spend forever making you laugh… or at least snort
- 😆 Your laugh is my favorite alarm clock
- 🧸 You’re cuddly, funny, and slightly dangerous—my kind of chaos
- 😍 If I had a flower for every dumb thing we laugh at, I’d have a garden
- 🤓 I’m yours. No receipts, no refunds
- 🐙 You’re the squid in my strange ocean of love
- 🤖 You’re like autocorrect—unpredictable but somehow always right
Funny Love Quotes from Movies
- 🎥 “You complete me” — Jerry Maguire
- 😂 “I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her” — Notting Hill
- 🤪 “Nobody puts Baby in a corner” — Dirty Dancing
- 🤠 “I’m your huckleberry” — Tombstone
- 😍 “To me, you are perfect” — Love Actually
- 😜 “You make me want to be a better man” — As Good As It Gets
- 🧠 “You had me at hello” — Jerry Maguire
- 😆 “You are my density—I mean, my destiny” — Back to the Future
- 🤓 “I love you. I know.” — Star Wars
- 🧁 “Life is like a box of chocolates” — Forrest Gump
- 🫶 “So I can kiss you anytime I want” — Sweet Home Alabama
- 🧃 “You’re killin’ me, Smalls!” — The Sandlot
- 😂 “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” — Anchorman
- 🐸 “I wuv you” — The Princess Bride
- 💋 “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” — Love Story
Cute Funny Silly Funny Love Quotes for Him
- 🥴 You’re my favorite weirdo
- 😆 I love you more than coffee, and that’s saying something
- 🧠 My brain says “no,” but my heart—and stomach—say “yes” to you
- 🤠 You’re my cowboy, even without the boots
- 😂 If I had to share fries with anyone, it’d be you
- 😅 You make every moment feel like a blooper reel
- 🧀 I’m cheesier with you than a stuffed crust pizza
- 🐸 You’re the frog to my awkward princess fairytale
- 😍 If you were a chicken nugget, I’d never share you
- 🧸 You’re the snuggle I never knew I needed
- 🤓 I’d clone you if it weren’t illegal
- 🐒 Our love is bananas, and I love it
- 🫶 You make awkward feel romantic
- 🧃 If our love was juice, it’d be 100% pulp
- 😎 You light up my world like bad LED strip lights
Conclusion
Love doesn’t have to be poetic or overly serious—it can be silly, sarcastic, and side-splitting.
These funny love quotes are perfect for sharing with your partner to lighten the mood, get a good laugh, and celebrate the quirky connection you both share.
If you’re texting them a quick joke or adding a line to a card, humor is one of the best ways to keep the love alive and strong.
I’m Etalia Robert, the mind behind PeacefulQuotes.com. I share thoughtful words and meaningful quotes that inspire calm, reflection, and a little spark of wisdom in everyday life.
